I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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