Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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