called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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