Having a random hookup so left but love u
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
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Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
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I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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