Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
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triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
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He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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