How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
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I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
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Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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