If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
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just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
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I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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