He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
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I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
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You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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