Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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