Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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