im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
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I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
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I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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