Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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