When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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