WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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