Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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