Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
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maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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