You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
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please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
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Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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