I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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