I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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