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Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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