In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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