I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
it's like iHOP with fire
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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