Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
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Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
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You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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