I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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