You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
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