when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
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I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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