ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
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I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
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Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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