all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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