Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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