doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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