well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
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thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
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There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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