So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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