Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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