What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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