Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
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you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
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he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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