Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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