i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
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My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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