That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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