i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
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No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
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I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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