You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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