Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Alive.
So much puke
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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