TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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