You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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