Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
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