i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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