im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
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I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
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Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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