Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
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I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
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Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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