just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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