the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
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