apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
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i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
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I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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