Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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