That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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