What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
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Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
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is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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