Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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