they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
is that a dick in a sweater?
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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