brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
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his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
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I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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